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Feb 11th

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Anonymous asked: I'm confused... aren't you really tall to begin with?

Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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SHAMROCK SHAKES ARE BACK Y'ALL!!!!

Feb 9th

Feb 8th

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Feb 7th

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No.

mykicks replied to your photoset: I’m in San Antonio for my BFFs graduation from… ew what are you, a transsexual S&M enthusiast I’m just the kind of person who actually doesn’t give a fuck what other people think about them. I know that that’s confusing, because this is the internet, where everyone just pretends to be totally ‘above’ everything but spends...

Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Watch

Best of Maya Rudolph

Feb 7th

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I'm sitting at the airport in Phoenix for my...

And I look over at this adult aged female person pull out her laptop after finishing a make shift meal of snacks sold at a stand that specializes in magazines and tacky souvenirs and start furiously typing away. I went back to reading Kathy Griffin’s work of literary genius (Official Book Club Selection) not thinking much of it because I write up random word documents all the time (either...

Feb 6th

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Feb 4th

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Feb 4th

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A much needed vacation...

I’m in San Antonio for the weekend. It’s already rained three time and I’ve gotten five compliments on my outfit… my plane landed yesterday.

Feb 4th

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Feb 4th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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“If you’re for equal rights, why would you get married right now? … It’s like...”

– Sarah Silverman, The View.

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Ugh,

people misquoting song lyrics and then talking about how much those very songs mean to them.

Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Human Again (the new Ingrid Michaelson album) is...

Sorry I’m not sorry for listening to this, and only this, for the forseeable future.

Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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“[Y]ou don’t have to miss all of someone…you’re allowed to miss certain things...”

– Sade; on being a tragic basket case.

Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 21st

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life lesson:

Do not start a conversation with sexual undertones after 11 o’clock at night if you woke up at 3:45am that morning. You will fall asleep before the exchange can be completed.

Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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People keep asking me if I like working at my new...

You know that twilight zone episode where a room full of pig-faced doctors are telling this blonde bombshell that unfortunately the plastic surgery was unsuccesful and they couldn’t ‘fix’ her so she’s being exiled to this, like, compound or something so she can be around all of the other disfiguringly ugly people, and she bursts into tears and like Rock Hudson or some shit...

Jan 21st

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