working nine to five, what a way to make a living
well, not exactly. today was supposed to be my first non-official-but-still-getting-paid-for-it day at banana republic, but then while i was at target because where else would i be? i got a call, or should i say, missed a call from the hiring manager. she said that there was no one to teach the orientation class i secretly think that they just didn’t want to miss the sex and the...
there's no room in my bed as far as i'm concerned
hottie clerk @ the courthouse: hi can i help you?
me: i really hope so, i went to get my issue resolved but they told me i'd still have a hold on my license.
hottie clerk: yeah, those usually take a few days to clear up
me: that's what the guy at the payment window said, but the problem is i'm about 600 miles away from anyone i know, so i can't go home.
hottie clerk: i'd take you.
me: *i look at him with my mouth open a bit.
hottie clerk: here i'll take care of it for you. *combined with a borderline inappropriate smile
and that was how my court visit ended.
i didn't hate it.
it started out as a feeling, which then turned...
i know, i know two posts in one day… “who do i think i am?” well i’ll tell you who i think i am, some one who just now got an official job offer from banana republic!that’s who i think i am. that’s right bitches, i’m officially no longer unemployed my orientation is on thursday from 5-9!which i get paid for… suck on...
heartache to heartache we stand
no promises, no demands love is a battlefield i can’t sleep and pat benatar is a genius, come on you knew that already. p.s.i watched a new natalieandcaitlin video today and have decided that i have a huge gay-boy crush on the two of them. it happens.
the best part of believe is the "lie"
I had my job interview with banana republic yesterday and I keep going over it in my head. It’s strange, as I was sitting in traffic on my way home afterwards, I couldn’t shake the feeling that maybe, by being optimistic about it, I’m jinxing it. Making it so that my expectations for an event become so high that any outcome won’t be good enough. I have this fear about both...
will someone please call surgeon.
so i’m sitting here in my vintage apartment wearing my favorite vintage cardigan watching thee best newly vintage television show as a refresher for the very non-vintage but equally fabulous movie debut. current i’m re-experiencing the infamous downfall of carrie & aidan; and it’s moments like this,as i sit on my tiny/adorable ikea couchwatching the...
don't think too hard, if you think it hurts that...
desperate housewives had this weird lapse of judgement for a few weeks after the writer’s strike, hell even a few weeks before. the show was going down hill and i was getting worried. now, and i have no idea what happened, it’s back and better than ever. complete with: evil-mastermind-child slapping. fake pregnancies with real labor. real pregnancies...
nobody knows where they might end up.
this is an excellent week for gay people. we’re popping up like gangbusters, all over the place this week. first we’re outing our secret la-vas from a pysch program, who are dating our best friends, who are convinced that we’re jealous of their boyfriends when in actuality we’re jealous of them. then a short three days later we’re making out with...
monogamy is severely underrated
I’ve been doing my sex-and-the-city-pre-movie-recap (and I’m even more in love with the show… if that was at all possible). So I’m watching the seventh episode of the first season called “the Monogamists” and it’s supposing all of these extremely upsetting ideals about relationships. The first being that you must formally announce that you won’t see other people. I mean maybe it’s just me,...
you know you love it.
the one thing that show was missing… A ‘MO! it gets better, there were two, and they were closeted! xoxo.