January 2010
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Florence + the Machine - I’m Not Calling You...
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for me 2009 seemed to be the year of inappropriate...
welp.
it's 2010 on the east coast
time zones freak me out.
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just woke up from my new year's pre-game nap and...
starting the new year off right you guys.
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December 2009
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i'm warning everyone i know in real life...
after almost everything i do tomorrow i’m going to announce that it is the last time i do that it will be the last time i ever do (insert menial act here)
My mom and I spent all night in the hospital, and...
Me: So, uh, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift broke up.
Mom: I knew it wouldn't last.
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“Sometimes it’s easier to say that you don’t care… than to explain all the...”
– Sex and the City
(via moglie)
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i keep buying things online while i'm half asleep...
i feel a 2010 intervention coming on.
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“I just hit a deer about 20 minutes ago on my way home from work.
It was hands...”
– jessica ashley
i read this post as:
“omg you guys, i’m sharing this uber emotional life crisis i’m having with you first because i’m so damn internet, also, you should know that i feel so incredibly guilty about probably fucking a deer’s shit up just now. not to worry...
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jESSICA.ASHLEY →
unfollowfriday:
please,
enough with the photobooth / twitpic self-portraits and photoshop filters.
also, enough with the smushy faces, kissy faces, and “grr” faces. it’s over, it’s been over. cut it out.
enough shameless advertisement that you have a macbook. it’s just a computer, baby, it’s not getting you anywhere in life.
enough conversations with your boyfriend via tumblr. you’re dating...
whydoihaveablog:
etrangere:
Since Caragh...
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sade:
“I went up north (for Thanksgiving) - I’m from Palo Alto originally. At Thanksgiving and Christmas time, it’s the only time we’re all guaranteed to be home. We have a very strange kind of artsy family so this time of year, we have new traditions all the time. My mum decided this year we should all go swing dancing - just the family. Of course I was the only one without a date, and so I had...
I hate when people have their ims
drinkyourjuice:
forwarded to their cellphone because I just leave conversation windows open for hours with my buddy list minimized, and when they’ve elected the “forwarding” option it doesn’t tell me when they log off in the conversation window.
So I’ll send an IM in total ignorance, thinking that they’re still online, and then AIM will be like, “LOL I JUST SENT IT TO THEIR PHONE, DONT WORRY,”...
You bitches need to stop on hating on Weston. I...
(via leothegreat)
After all this time, Kathy Griffin yelling during that New Year’s broadcast is still my favorite moment of ‘09.
TLC is without a doubt becoming more ridiculous...
sade:
Right now “Little Chocolatiers”, a show that follows midgets who run a chocolate shop, is on. Or what about the commercial I just saw for your upcoming show following around an obese black family in the south called “Big Happy Family”. Where is the line for you, TLC? At what point do you say, “No. This is TOO gimmicky”?
little chocolatiers.
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songs currently stuck in my head:
anattemptatdecency:
a whole new world
be our guest
some shitty paramore song
oh, and my feet hurt really bad and i didn’t know i cut my leg shaving so i was sitting on my bed and now there is blood all over my white comforter.
oh and also, this morning i coughed up blood so maybe i am dying.
what does it mean if i click “like”?
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2009 The year that gave us:
sade:
The demise of RoHan and the pinnacle of lindsanity
The orange, gelled, jacked, ‘roided up magic that is Jersey Shore
The Gosselin breakup ~scandal~ which subsequently revealed to us the REAL Jon Gosselin (who, spoiler alert: is kind of a giant bag of douche)
Single Ladies…and an onslaught of awful Youtube videos.
Green avatars to ~free Iran~. Which, you know, helped a lot…
What...
My mother said "Jesus help my suffering soul"...
mykicks:
I had never heard her say it before. I think she decided to adopt it as her catchphrase for her impending sitcom.
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it's 6:37 and my immediate plans for the future...
you guys, my lifestyle truly is out of control.
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Everything - Fefe Dobson
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Oh really? FUCK YOU EBAY
sade:
It does not cost $47 to ship season 2 of Veronica Mars on dvd from New York to Toronto. No. No it does not.
i bought all three seasons of Veronica Mars at Costco for like 12 bucks each.
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“The desire to be cool is—-ultimately—-the desire to be rescued. It’s the desire...”
– Chuck Klosterman - Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (via joehoe)
Love, and Other Disasters is a really good...
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“i know the last page so well i can’t read the first,
so i don’t...”
– nada surf
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