FOLLOW ME UNTIL YOU LOVE ME.

Today, my 8 year old little sister said “f you” to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said “Gotcha, bitch.”

christinefriar:

as this personality test thinks I am.

Also, apparently I’m not allowed to become emotionally attached to anyone in this time of peril in my life. Awesome.

brb, slitting my wrists.

Also, click the link and take it. It literally takes less than a minute… which speaks to its accuracy, I think.

I took the test:

You work hard, seeking success. You are self-sufficient and in spite of all the trials and tribulations that have beset you in the past you carry on regardless.. You are one to be admired because you pursue your objectives single-mindedly and with initiative. You know that you can ‘do it’ and what is more, you will - without necessarily being dependent upon the goodwill of others.
You are a very warm and emotional individual but unfortunately in the past too many people have taken advantage of this sensitive trait. You need aesthetic surroundings, or an equally sensitive and understanding partner with whom to share a warm understanding.
You need a friend - a close friend - and you are willing to become emotionally involved with the right person, but you are very demanding and particular in your choice of partners. You are constantly looking for reassurance and it is perhaps because of this that you tend to be somewhat argumentative, but you try to hold back - careful to avoid open conflict - since this might reduce your prospects of realizing your hopes of establishing a warm caring relationship.
You are an emotional, sincere and impressionable individual experiencing frustration and unnecessary stress. You vehemently resist any form of pressure from outside sources, insisting on your independence as an individual. You want to be a decision maker - to make up your own mind without interference. You wish to be able to draw your own conclusions and arrive at your own decisions. You detest uniformity and mediocrity as you want to be regarded as one who gives authoritative opinions. Your favourite expression could well be that ‘I may not always be right but I am never wrong’. You’re a perfectionist and even though you may feel that the other person’s point of view may be right, you find it extremely difficult to admit that you could be wrong.
You need to be respected as an exceptional individual. This is the only way that you can hope to achieve the status that you wish to achieve. You set yourself very high standards - and come what may - you abide by them.

So we’d either become best friends, or you’d murder me in a fit of anxiety induced rage as to your mediocre place in life after I refuse to admit that you were right when you said that Kurt Russell was the actor in Overboard - not Patrick Swayze as I had so vehemently asserted because the two actors are interchangeable in my mind and I am apparently incapable of admitting I’m wrong, under any circumstance.

then again this may be total bullshit because it’s a quiz without questions, playing off of supposed generalizations based on color preference.