FOLLOW ME UNTIL YOU LOVE ME.
February 2010
January 2010
every few months i run out of internet things to do and i'll go through some pages of guyswithiphones.
it never fails to make me feel infinitely better about my situation re:mah junk.
I think it's time I spent some quality time with myself... and Kristen Bell... Oh and Josh what'shisface, with the hot body.
On childhood friends
In middle school, one of my bff’s neighbors told us that she was dating this really great guy and then showed us a picture of young Eminem.
Us: “That kind of looks like a young Eminiem…”
Her: “Yeah I know! He’s so cute.”
Us: “That’s a magazine clipping…”
But I can’t find her facebook, so I don’t know how terrible she’s turned out!!! Uhggg.
Once at a club this guy I wasn't into started hitting on me hard, and he mentioned that he hated cigarettes and was glad I didn't smoke.
5 minutes later I bummed a cigarette from my friend and started smoking. The look he gave me was akin to someone stepping on a puppy.
I always have strange reactions to people hitting on me. A lot of times I get suspicious. You can never be too careful…
- You wanna go out with me tonight?
- …Why?
there are only two types of guys that hit on me:
- really gross dudes or
-ridiculously attractive guys.
and i of course only have two reactions:
- why do you think it is okay for you to be talking to me right now?
- look here fella, i don’t know what it is that’s seriously wrong with you, to the point that you don’t understand that i’m not good enough for you, but i don’t the kind of time or patientience it would take to figure that shit out… get to steppin’.
Animals that are monogamous:
- Foxes
- Penguins
- Ducks
- Eagles
- Geese
- Gibbons
- Lynx
- Marmosets
- Swans
- Mountain lions
- Wolves
I’d rather date a mountain lion than someone who would want to have an “open relationship”.
MOTHER-FUCKING PREACH!
Hawaii
Meiko
do you ever get the feeling that when people look at you, they don’t actually see you, but rather this totally different person they’ve made up in their heads?
meiko - hawaii
I want to be everyone's best friend or worst enemy.
I generally don’t want anyone to feel apathetic towards me.
A-FUCKING-MEN
