it never fails to make me feel infinitely better about my situation re:mah junk.
In middle school, one of my bff’s neighbors told us that she was dating this really great guy and then showed us a picture of young Eminem.
Us: “That kind of looks like a young Eminiem…”
Her: “Yeah I know! He’s so cute.”
Us: “That’s a magazine clipping…”
But I can’t find her facebook, so I don’t know how terrible she’s turned out!!! Uhggg.
5 minutes later I bummed a cigarette from my friend and started smoking. The look he gave me was akin to someone stepping on a puppy.
I always have strange reactions to people hitting on me. A lot of times I get suspicious. You can never be too careful…
- You wanna go out with me tonight?
there are only two types of guys that hit on me:
- really gross dudes or
-ridiculously attractive guys.
and i of course only have two reactions:
- why do you think it is okay for you to be talking to me right now?
- look here fella, i don’t know what it is that’s seriously wrong with you, to the point that you don’t understand that i’m not good enough for you, but i don’t the kind of time or patientience it would take to figure that shit out… get to steppin’.
- Mountain lions
I’d rather date a mountain lion than someone who would want to have an “open relationship”.
I generally don’t want anyone to feel apathetic towards me.