February 2010
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every few months i run out of internet things to...
it never fails to make me feel infinitely better about my situation re:mah junk.
I think it's time I spent some quality time with...
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On childhood friends
interrobangin:
In middle school, one of my bff’s neighbors told us that she was dating this really great guy and then showed us a picture of young Eminem.
Us: “That kind of looks like a young Eminiem…”
Her: “Yeah I know! He’s so cute.”
Us: “That’s a magazine clipping…”
But I can’t find her facebook, so I don’t know how terrible she’s turned out!!! Uhggg.
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Once at a club this guy I wasn't into started...
mykicks:
5 minutes later I bummed a cigarette from my friend and started smoking. The look he gave me was akin to someone stepping on a puppy.
I always have strange reactions to people hitting on me. A lot of times I get suspicious. You can never be too careful…
- You wanna go out with me tonight?
- …Why?
there are only two types of guys that hit on me:
- really gross dudes or
...
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wamiv:
Tainted Love (cover) - Soft Cell
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Animals that are monogamous:
wamiv:
Foxes
Penguins
Ducks
Eagles
Geese
Gibbons
Lynx
Marmosets
Swans
Mountain lions
Wolves
I’d rather date a mountain lion than someone who would want to have an “open relationship”.
MOTHER-FUCKING PREACH!
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I want to be everyone's best friend or worst...
mykicks:
I generally don’t want anyone to feel apathetic towards me.
A-FUCKING-MEN
I'm only gonna say it once,
drinkyourjuice:
but the whining about Valentine’s day has already started up on my wall, so I’m just gonna throw it out there and then be done with the entire issue.
My only question:
What are you doing for people this Valentine’s day?
Honestly. What do you bring to the table?
So many people whine about how they’re alone and how they know that V-day isn’t going to be special, but honestly,...
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You know that feeling you get
youcankeepthechange:
when you have a job interview at a place that’s kind of upscale or really nice and you’re putting your outfit together for it and you have a little bit of a nervous breakdown every fifteen minutes because all your outfits look so shabby even though they’re your nicest clothes and they actually don’t even look all that bad for what you could afford but you just know they can...
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Time I Have Thrown Up #1
chriskelly:
I throw up constantly. If I drink too much, I’ll throw up. If I eat too quickly, I’ll throw up. If the wind picks up, I’ll throw up. I don’t know what’s wrong with me; I have no stomach. Or I’m dying.
I went on a date about a year and a half ago where the meal sort of turned into this “fun” eating contest. (I didn’t get it either).
This was an absolute nightmare situation for me...
“So baby come to me
Show me who you are
Sweet to me
Like sugar to my heart...”
– Mandy Moore (via leothegreat)
I don't let people off the hook
drinkyourjuice:
for ANYTHING.
It’s so great. I derive so much joy.
I might not say anything right away, but usually within a few days I’ll be like, “Hey remember that time I had to find my own way home because you wanted to stay out and I could’ve gotten raped and murdered were it not for the kindness of others?”
I’m not even mad at that point.
Just wanna watch you squirm.
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Okay I have to tell you this story guys.
interrobangin:
sade:
eattrash:
Because it’s one of the the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me involving the internet and real life. The other day my friend on facebook posted a like to a craigslist add where the guy said
“on 1-21-10 you was in the makeup isle of the walmart in hickory with what appeared to be just motorcycle riding chaps and a pair of white boy shorts panties on...
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Boarding my plane...
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Matt: Ugh. Friday night I was eating pizza in my bed, not even propped up on anything. Just eating pizza horizontally in bed.
Me: I'm currently in bed eating straight up deli meats. So.
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“So this is what it feels like to be Jamie Lynn Spears.”
– The Pregnancy Pact is my favorite movie (via drinkyourjuice)
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Whenever Lauryn Hill comes on my shuffle
wamiv:
I feel like I need to sit up a little bit and pay attention, shit is about to get fucking real.
if you wanna be somebody,
if you wanna go somewhere,
you better wake up and pay attention.
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The wait for this place is twenty minutes... How...
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did you know that the miley cyrus song 'start all...
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