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There was a thread on ONTD discussing the most...
mykicks:
Someone paid $800 to see Linkin Park.
Eight. Hundred. Dollars.
LINKIN. PARK.
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Okay, now it's changing 'problems' to...
What if I’m just mad textin’ people in spanglish when I’m drunk, you guys?
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My predictive text just changed 'gotta' to...
When in the fuck have I EVER texted someone in spanish is what I’d like to know.
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When does listening to Ave Maria* on repeat go...
I think I may have a problem you guys…
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My video response to “I’ve decided to follow you on Tumblr. What kind of excitement am I in for?”
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I just got a credit card y'all
2k11 is offically the year of buying stuff I don’t need.
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I absolutely ABHOR 'small talk'.
You have two options people:
1. Actual conversation
2. or nothing at all.
My New Year's resolution is to be a lot more...
Person: We're going out to eat in like five minutes, why are you eating those cookies?
Me: BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING LEFT.
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How many times can you 'break-up' before you're...
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My VYou account is totally active and stuff, you... →
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so I kind of just joined VYou...
but I can’t actually do anything until they review my application or something - I don’t know, we’ll see.
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Just bought a shit load of stuff at the Topman 1/2...
pictures to come…
There's nothing not funny about veganism:
drinkyourjuice:
Is this gum vegan?
Is this daily multivitamin vegan?
Did any animals suffer or die in the making of this computer?
What if my laptop isn’t vegan, everyone?
Think I’d be able 2 talk 2 it and get it 2 convert?
is 3 solid minutes too long to have laughed hysterically at this post?
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I'm not what you'd call a 'mouth breather'
being sick is hard, you guys.
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Faith
what poor people have instead of things.
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astronaught:
Jolene by Astronaught
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I'll kill you; you fucking flat-chested,...
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]]>astronaught replied to your audio post: Javier Dunn - Animal (Miike Snow Cover)
our wedding song?
It’s a three way tie between this, Adele’s cover of Make You Feel My Love and, of course, a stripped down version of Teenage Dream sung by someone who is not Katy Perry.
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What if I did this just to do it, and not because I was going crazy at all? Or...
– “Cara”
You guys, I’ve always been so completely fascinated by the idea that if a crazy person knows they/their actions are crazy, that makes them ‘sane’…
Story Time: I was at the Beverly Center a couple weeks ago and two of the elevators were broken.* A...
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Gratuitous Video of Yourself Wednesday
whats the gayest drink you can make me?
– the first words i spoke to a bartender as someone who can legally consume alcohol (via girlcyborg)
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ohsnapitscory: Ke$ha - We R Who We R
As far as I’m concerned people are far too critical of Ke$ha’s work… I mean, I’ve totally supported her efforts to emulate a part-time amatuer drag queen from the beginning, and that now she’s finally hitting her stride I think it’s time y’all got on board.
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