February 2011
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drinkyourjuice:
I have a tendency to fall into anxiety spirals — not in a crippling way, but in the normal, garden-variety sense that I’m constantly triple and quadruple guessing things I’ve said days after the fact. Every assertion I’ve made, joke told, laugh dispensed. I wonder if I’m misrepresenting myself. If I’m making people feel included enough. If,...
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13. Identical twins exist, and it’s a miracle of nature. I want to celebrate...
– 20 great excuses for not getting anything done while at a coffee shop.
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It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of...
– Domestic Goddess Rachel Green (via tuffghostevan)
Every time I make anything I’m terrified that I’ll somehow grossly missread the recepie and end up with a meat trifle-eque creation like that of one, Miss Rachel Green.
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January 2011
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The Worst Sex Advice Ever →
NUMBER TWO!
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Anonymous asked: http://gingermen.tumblr.com/
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Adele Livestream from The Tabernacle in London →
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Anonymous asked: define your personal style in three words.
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overheard in the breakroon
girl 1: Sweetie, are you okay? You don't look so good.
girl 2: Ugh, I'm fine it's just my roommates.
girl 1: What did they do this time?
girl 2: They're just, the most annoying people ever.... I'm ~this close~ to murdering all their cats.
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Dreams that straight people don't have.
2burgers2fries2dietcokes:
Had a dream last night that I was hanging out with Adele. My mom was also there. At one point I asked my mom “How am I doing? Do you think she likes me?” and my mom said “You are trying way too hard.”
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What would Kristin Cavellari do?
– Christine
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God help the people who have to be next to me when...
if what’s been happening in my bedroom/kitchen/car/bathroom/my friend’s apartments/other people’s cars/some resturants/the stock rooms at work/and an albertson’s last week is any indication I’ll probably be belting out the songs about as loud as she is.
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And all I can think is— unless your name is Poison Ivy and you’re trying to fuck...
– David
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imwithkanye asked: fried mac & cheese. salad and WINE!
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