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May 30th

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Today in Las Vegas

Me (reading a billboard): Michael Jackson; the Immortal… That guy is creeping me out. S: Oh ew, is that what he looks like now? Me: No… he’s dead. S: Oh yeah.

May 28th

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May 27th

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If any of you live in Salt Lake City

you should leave fun things for me to do while I’m there in my ask box because I know literally nothing about the area besides the whole ‘lots of mormons’ thing and that’s where Decades vintage is and Rachel Zoe shops there so I’m obvsgaard gonna hit it up.

May 27th

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Can I share something with you guys?

I’m not all the way sure what dubstep is even.

May 27th

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May 27th

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May 26th

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May 26th

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Okay

I’m just gonna grab some food, and then I’ll film the question video.

May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 22nd

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notes on a scandal (thoughts re; my previous post,...

- five years of living together means that, were they a straight couple, they’d be in a common law marriage - pretty sure their relationship won’t make it through a possible suicide attempt though - this means that I am literally a homewrecker - but also that i must be really pretty/super interesting/funny/generally great, so i’m calling it a wash.

May 22nd

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May 22nd

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A post about paralegals and massage therapy

Saturday night (rapture eve) I participated in a three some with a paralegal and his live in massage therapist boyfriend of five years. It went great…. until about 4am when the MT decided that the paralegal was in love with me, because I was “better than [him] in every way” (read; he’s a paranoid drunk and I’m really tall and pretty) so he decided he was going to kill...

May 22nd

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May 22nd

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May 22nd

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May 22nd

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May 22nd

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May 22nd

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May 22nd

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Anonymous asked: what why?

May 17th

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May 17th

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I've been awake for 29 hours and shit got weird...

but I got to see Bridesmaids a third time so it was totally worth it.

May 17th

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May 17th

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I'm like a hardcore liberal

mykicks: But sometimes I just get so MAD about how liberals can be such gigantic pussies all the time. Offended by EVERYTHING. HOW DARE YOU!!!

May 16th

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May 16th

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May 16th

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May 16th

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things accomplished during the last 36-ish hours:

ate things unabashedly reset my sleep schedule for an impending floor set read a book (bossypants) watched three movies (two of which are still in theaters) changed clothes approximately 6 times caught up on two weeks of missed television (bless you, internet) ate at a denny’s with one of my best friends and his child bride rocked out to a leaked kelly clarkson song be-friended said...

May 16th

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