January 2012
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“If you’re for equal rights, why would you get married right now? … It’s like...”
– Sarah Silverman, The View.
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Ugh,
people misquoting song lyrics and then talking about how much those very songs mean to them.
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Human Again (the new Ingrid Michaelson album) is...
Sorry I’m not sorry for listening to this, and only this, for the forseeable future.
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“[Y]ou don’t have to miss all of someone…you’re allowed to miss certain things...”
– Sade; on being a tragic basket case.
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life lesson:
Do not start a conversation with sexual undertones after 11 o’clock at night if you woke up at 3:45am that morning. You will fall asleep before the exchange can be completed.
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People keep asking me if I like working at my new...
You know that twilight zone episode where a room full of pig-faced doctors are telling this blonde bombshell that unfortunately the plastic surgery was unsuccesful and they couldn’t ‘fix’ her so she’s being exiled to this, like, compound or something so she can be around all of the other disfiguringly ugly people, and she bursts into tears and like Rock Hudson or some shit...
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drinkyourjuice:
Santogold — I’m a Lady (Benny...
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“It’s amazing how much you can get if you quietly, clearly, and...”
– Merryl Streep accepting the Golden Globe for Best Actress (Devil Wears Prada)
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