February 2012
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Shamrock Shake Count: 5
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I went with my dad to the card store so he could...
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He said “You know, you boys should really get a card for your mother.” I put my foot down. “No. I’m not getting my mother a Valentine’s Day card.”
In the Hallmark store they had every Valentine’s card you could imagine. They had one for a mother to give to her 1 year old baby - “to my baby on his first Valentine’s.”
Fucking baby can’t even read.
Fucking baby can’t even read.
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Galentine's is better than Valentine's
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Anonymous asked: I'm confused... aren't you really tall to begin with?
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SHAMROCK SHAKES ARE BACK Y'ALL!!!!
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mykicks replied to your photoset: I’m in San Antonio for my BFFs graduation from…
ew what are you, a transsexual S&M enthusiast
I’m just the kind of person who actually doesn’t give a fuck what other people think about them. I know that that’s confusing, because this is the internet, where everyone just pretends to be totally ‘above’ everything but spends...
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WatchBest of Maya Rudolph
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I'm sitting at the airport in Phoenix for my...
And I look over at this adult aged female person pull out her laptop after finishing a make shift meal of snacks sold at a stand that specializes in magazines and tacky souvenirs and start furiously typing away.
I went back to reading Kathy Griffin’s work of literary genius (Official Book Club Selection) not thinking much of it because I write up random word documents all the time (either...
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A much needed vacation...
I’m in San Antonio for the weekend. It’s already rained three time and I’ve gotten five compliments on my outfit… my plane landed yesterday.
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