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What is Thanksgiving, according to my (French) students:
"It’s to celebrate witches. They eat chicken and potatoes because witches got burn at Salem, and it is now generally seen as a bad idea. The chickens represent the witches being burned, and the potatoes is the wood."
"On Thanksgiving Day, Americans sacrifice turkeys in the name of God and then chant at a table full of potatoes. It is very weird."
"Thanksgiving is about eating a lot. Every celebration is about eating a lot."
"On Thanksgiving Americans remember they have to be polite so they say thank you to everyone and exchange little gifts and little Thank You cards."
"They worship the Turkey Man. He is like Santa Claus but he is a big turkey, and gives potatoes to children."
"Pilgrims went to America and killed many people from America. They have to look like they feel bad about it so they invite people from their family they don’t like in their home and eat together at a table."