if you’re over 6’3”, and have light eyes, feel free to attempt to ‘put it in me’.
also if you resemble a live action version of Prince Eric.
My left index finger smells vaugely of bacon.
I’m not complaining, just making an observation.
sometimes my friends try to shock me via text message
- Megan: Can't wait to see you on friday gurl... Imma do terrible things to your ass situation.
- Me: Prove it.
