Ikea instructions are degrading

Just when I start to feel really good about myself for, your know, building shit like a boss. These fuckers slap me with a “team step”, like it lifting this thing couldn’t possibly be done alone. You know what, fuck that, I am I strong independent woman gay man and I don’t care what those Swedish douche bags think, I’m gonna build me a dresser solo, and it’s going to look fan-fucking-tastic when it’s done; so help me god. 

The shoes on my feet
I’ve bought ‘em
The clothes I’m wearing
I’ve bought ‘em

‘Cause I depend on me
If I want it.
The watch I’m wearing
I bought it.

The house I live in
I’ve bought it.
The car I’m driving
I’ve bought it.

I depend on me.

It’s flea market day y’all!

If the tumblr app doesn’t totally ruin my plans, then you can expect to see a plethora of potential flea market buys in the coming hours… I’ve heard some amazing things about the Rose Bowl Flea Market so I’m definitely going into this with some pretty high expectations. Here’s hoping I find lots of cute stuff for the house.